I always thought the ink would last a lifetime.
I was a newspaperman, after all, born on deadline and delivered at a doorstep. At my core, that is who I was, who I have been since I walked into a newsroom at age 18 and never left.
This is how I spent my lifetime, chasing stories and keeping score, one deadline chasing another until the days became weeks which became seasons which become years. The finest people I knew were sportswriters, and the best storytellers, and none of them ever had a better time doing their job than I did....
By this point, we have established that the Tampa Bay Bucs are not very good.
They are not very strong, and they are not very fast, and they are not very athletic. They are not very hungry, and they are not very nasty, and they are not very explosive. After losing eight of their first nine games, they are "not very" a great many things.
None of these things is the Bucs' worst characteristic, however....
On the last heartbeat, when it was down to one last chance, Mike Glennon missed … everything.
He was wide and high to tight end Austin Seferian-Jenkins, and he almost missed FirstEnergy Stadium, and he almost missed Cleveland. For all we know, he might have missed the planet. If this was the Bucs' final gasp of breath, it should be said that they suffocated.
And there is your problem, Bucs fans....
Sometimes you can see trouble coming from a long way out. Sometimes there is heartache on the horizon.
So, yeah, eventually, the offense of the Tampa Bay Bucs blew up.
What else would you expect?
Yes, the Bucs lost a particularly painful game Sunday, 19-13 in overtime to the Vikings in a game that featured several culprits. If you want, you can blame rookie tight end Austin Seferian-Jenkins, who fumbled away the winning points in overtime. If you want, you came blame cornerback Johnthan Banks, who dropped what would have been a game-clinching interception in the final minutes of regulation....
Bring back Schiano.
It was never like this for Greg Schiano, old Sgt. Hulka, was it? His team was never so lost, never so helpless. Even in the middle of MRSA, even after he threw away his starting quarterback, the Bucs were better than this. Even the last catastrophe felt better than the current one.
And here the Bucs are, punching bags for the Ravens on their way to a 48-17 defeat Sunday that somehow sounds kinder than it looked. They are 1-5, and the only good news is they are going to draft very, very high, provided the earth does not swallow them whole before then....
The game was on their shoulders now.
Who would suspect the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would collapse under the weight?
They were built for moments like these. It was the fourth quarter, and they had a double-digit lead, and once again, the season seemed to have life. It was step-on-the-neck time. It was close-the-door time. It was turn-out-the-lights time.
And the Bucs lost....
There they were, on their way to the worst trouncing this franchise had ever seen. Considering the history of this franchise, that's saying something.
They already had lost to a second-team quarterback.
They already had lost to a third-team quarterback.
The offense had no spark. The defense had no muscle. The free agents looked overpriced. The quarterback looked in over his head. Everyone was in gauze. Yeah, it looked as if the Tampa Bay Bucs were dead in the road....
The hero of the day is gangly and balding and painfully slow of foot. If you were picking a leading man for the highlights, it is fair to say he would probably not have been your first choice.
On the other hand, the guy looks great with the winning scoreboard over his shoulder, doesn't he?
Mike Glennon stole the show Sunday. He saved the day, and he saved his team, and he possibly saved this season. He came from the bench, and he came from yesterday's memories, and he pretty much came from oblivion as he led the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a theft of Sunday's game against Pittsburgh....
Imagine Tom Terrific.
Imagine Tampa Bay as titletown.
Imagine Tom Brady, flashing that grin, leading all those comebacks on the way to all those Super Bowls. Imagine him as elegant in the pocket as ever. Imagine him in the winners circle.
Now imagine him here.
Even the thought of it is enough to ruin your day, isn't it? Even as the Bucs turn to another quarterback in another lost-already season, even as the four-wins-in-a-career Mike Glennon takes over for the 16-wins-in-a-career Josh McCown, the thoughts of the one who got away can eat at you....
Now that the punishment is over, which way was it again to the Heisman Trophy?
Which way to the national championship?
Which way to maturity?
Jameis Winston has done his time, and order has been restored. Why, Winston sat out both halves of the Clemson game Saturday, which in college football amounts to hard time. Now, his world has been set right, and unless the coaching staff is informed that his suspension will increase once again, Winston can proceed with playing quarterback for the FSU Seminoles....
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. — That program casts a giant shadow.
This one is teeny-tiny.
That program, Alabama, is trying to compete for its fourth national title in six years.
This one, Florida, hopes to go to some bowl game or other. Yippee.
That program has a coach it dares to compare with any who has ever walked the sideline.
This one's seat is so hot it might burst into flames at any moment....
It was just about this point in the program that another losing coach handed him another desperate situation.
It was just about here that a season, lost already, was turned over to Mike Glennon.
And here we are again.
The Bucs are terrible, again. A season is disappearing in the distance, again. The team has turned into a punch line, again.
It sounds like Glennon time, doesn't it?...
09/16/14 The Heater
And so the saddest summer of them all has come to this: In their own park, the Rays have been turned into extras.
They sit on the fringes of the moment, out of the spotlight, applauding another team's star. Tuesday night, it was Yankees legend Derek Jeter who absorbed all of the night's energy, but in some ways, this is where the Rays have been for all of 2014, well out of the picture, far from the things that matter....
They lost, because they were not bold enough to go for the win.
They lost, because they were not aggressive enough to avoid the pitfall of settling for less.
They lost, because in the NFL, teams who play for field goals usually do.
Sum this one up as simply as that. The Bucs lost to the Rams on Sunday because they lost their nerve. They lost because they would not reach out and grab victory with both hands. They lost because passive teams usually do....
TAMPA — It is awfully early to be this high on the tightrope.
Also, the wind is blowing. And it is a long way down.
Two games into the season, and already, the Tampa Bay Bucs look kind of, well, wobbly. The coach is new, and the uniforms are new, and a lot of players are new. But the empty feeling is familiar. The high wire is as slick as ever, and the rocks are jagged.
Already, before the season slips away from them, the Bucs need to win....