Will Smith was joking about Jaden being emancipated, doesn't see his kids as property

Will Smith has made it clear in a new interview his son Jaden is nowhere neear going to be set free from him or mom Jada Pinkett, so you can stop worrying about his parenting right now. Not that you really were, but Will confirms he's not as crazy as we thought.

"Yeah, that was a joke! I made a joke," he told Haute Living magazine about his jibe that Jaden could move out if he had a bigger movie than dad. "He is definitely not going anywhere; he is so scared of being out on his own. Willow is probably going to be emancipated before Jaden!"...

'Girls Gone Wild' mogul Joe Francis says jury who convicted him 'should all be lined up and shot'

Former Girls Gone Wild sleaze peddler Joe Francis is waiting to be sentenced after his conviction for false imprisonment and assault, but he only has one word for his jury (well, several, really): They all need to be shot for being idiots. Way to make your case, cool guy.

"I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally f--ing retarded and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself," he told The Hollywood Reporter. "You are the weakest members of the herd. Goodbye! And if that jury wants to convict me because I didn't show up, which is the only reason why they did, then, you know, they should all be lined up and shot!"...

Jon Bon Jovi calls Justin Bieber an 'a--hole,' tells him to go to work

Speaking of Justin Bieber, elder statesman of rock Jon Bon Jovi had some choice words for the YouTube star, calling him an "a--hole" for going onstage two hours late in London in March. Jon gives arena concerts for $12 tickets, so he knows what he's talking about.

“Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new," Bon Jovi told the U.K.'s Standard about Bieber making the audience wait. “They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives." Sick burn. But wait, there's more....

Justin Bieber will sue you for $5 million if you talk about his house parties

If you ever suspected Justin Bieber gets wild and crazy during the parties at his Calabasas, Calif., mansion, rest assured you'll never know. Even if you get invited, you won't be able to tell anyone, because he makes people sign a release making them liable for $5 million in damages if you blab.

TMZ got ahold of the waiver form the singer allegedly requires people to approve, saying you can't talk about what happens inside the house, including "physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics" of Bieber or any of the other guests. That means no talking about getting high....

Dennis Lehane and Leonardo DiCaprio making another movie together

Dennis Lehane will have another movie on the big screen soon, with the author preparing to write the screenplay for Travis McGee, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. It's not based on one of Lehane's books, of course, but until Ben Affleck finishes the Ybor City-set Live by Night, it'll have to do.

Travis McGee will be based on the 1964 John D. MacDonald novel The Deep Blue Good-By, and will feature a 6-foot-4 monster of a man in the titular character. We're assuming he will be played by DiCaprio, because The Hollywood Reporter doesn't specify. Of course, Hollywood also had Tom Cruise play Jack Reacher, so who knows?...

Melissa McCarthy throws extra off movie set for pushing around child

Melissa McCarthy is using her new directoral powers for good and not evil, it seems, because the comedian fired an extra on the set of her latest movie for allegedly abusing her kid. The extra's own kid. So much for that $58 per diem.

TMZ says a woman in her 20s had brought her 4- or 5-year-old daughter with her Monday to the Wilmington, N.C., set of Tammy, a movie McCarthy is directing with husband Ben Falcone. The kid was causing a ruckus all day and being disruptive, so the mom had been telling her to pipe down. But when the extra allegedly snatched the child up by the wrist, McCarthy went into maternal mode and canned the extra....

Katy Perry 'played a role' in Robert Pattinson's breakup from Kristen Stewart

The Schadenfreude-laden details of Robert Pattinson leaving Kristen Stewart are marching on, with the Interwebs plastered with photos of Rob packing up and leaving her house. But now E! points out Katy Perry is all mixed up in it. Everyone loves a love triangle!

E! says Perry is a friend of the couple, and was supposed to be at Pattinson's 27th birthday last week. He also left the Met Gala in New York with the singer, and now Stewart. That's plenty of damning evidence to put them together, by gossip site logic, so an unnamed source says Perry "played a role, as one of many reasons" the couple broke up....

Zach Galifianakis pays for homeless woman's apartment, takes her to movie premieres

Comic actor Zach Galifianakis isn't joking about his date for the Monday premiere of The Hangover Part III. He took an 87-year-old former laundry worker whom he saved from homelessness. What? We told you it wasn't funny.

Galiafianakis has known Elizabeth "Mimi" Haist for almost 20 years, the New York Daily News says, meeting her in 1994 when he moved into an apartment around the corner from the L.A. laundromat where she volunteered for tips....

Barbara Walters' daughter Jacqueline Danforth arrested for DUI

Barbara Walters' grown daughter is still causing trouble, getting arrested in Collier County on Sunday for DUI. Well, you knew there was a Florida connection there, of course.

Jacqueline Danforth, 44, was caught by the county sheriff near Naples and was released on $1,000 bail, TMZ reports. There aren't any other details at the moment.

Danforth was adopted as an infant by Walters and her ex-husband Lee Guber in 1968 (the couple divorced in 1976). She had some rough years as a teenager, doing drugs and getting into trouble. She had cleaned up and was running a trouble girls program in Maine for awhile, the site says, but that seems to be over....

A couple more things about Xbox One ...

Microsoft on Tuesday used more Redmond-style math, unveiling the Xbox 360's successor, Xbox One. As in, the one machine you need for your home entertainment system. But is it the one we want?

While there was a lot of fanfare for the glossy pronouncements touting the One's Blu-Ray player, 500 GB hard drive, a new Halo TV series produced by Steven Spielberg, and the use of cloud servers to create a seamless user interface, a lot of details fell by the wayside. ...

Okay, so maybe E! was wrong about Beyonce being pregnant again

As soon as we shared E! supposed scoop on Beyonce being pregnant again, we knew we had to hedge our bets. After all, we're talking about an industry that declares a woman pregnant (or just plain obese) if they so much as eat breakfast that day.

Citing an alleged Instagram post that can't be verified, Vanity Fair says Be lashed out at gossip-mongers by writing, “I can't really change peoples minds who believe them, all I can do is sit back and laugh at these low life people who have nothing better to do than talk about me.” Never mind that her paychecks depend on people talking about her, but whatever....