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TAMPA BAY Florida, U.S.A.

Bonjour,

Officials were concerned at the Athletes Village in Brides-des-Bains. Noting that toilet paper was disappearing at double the anticipated rate, Olympic doctors feared an outbreak of dysentery. False alarm. Bathroom tissue was being used to help wax skis. Later, it was noted that free condoms also were going at an unexpectedly high rate. No results of that investigation were announced.

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