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IMPULSE BUY OF THE WEAK

Dunk-A-Balls

General Mills

$2.99

Local grocery stores

(for a limited time)

Ever wonder how Shaquille O'Neal feels with a basketball in his hands? Here's your chance. Just in time for the NCAA and NBA championships, Wheaties Dunk-A-Balls are sweetened wheat and corn puffs shaped like tiny basketballs. Low in fat, fortified with vitamins, and when the box is empty, it's garbage time, bay-bee. Just try telling the kids not to play with their food. Said to be a favorite of Indiana coach Bobby Knight (another general) because they don't talk back like that other cereal, and they don't lose to Minnesota by 50 %&% points.

_ TOM ZUCCO

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