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This stuff will crack you up!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because the train is too crowded.

_Jennifer Volkmann

What did the Egyptian say after finishing his work on the mummy?

That about wraps it up.

_Joseph Darrow

What fruit is never alone?

Pears.

_Daniel McGovern

Bob: Go look in the cage over there. You'll see a 10-foot snake.

Matt: Don't try to kid me, I know snake don't have feet.

_Jennifer Beytin

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