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Turtle hat (9377)

$15.95 plus $4.95 shipping

Brainstorms

(800) 231-6000

Okay. It looks stupid. But imagine what would have happened if cowboys had decided to rope dogies and bust broncos wearing, not Stetsons, but stylish turtle hats. What if baseball players or police officers used these lids? Or soldiers? What if Hitler wore this hat. He would've been a funny guy with a moustache. Now you can honor the noble reptile (the turtle, not Hitler), start a trend and _ who knows? _ change history.

_ TOM ZUCCO

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