THE MARLINS: Every team tries, one way or another, to buy a championship. Wayne Huizenga just did it faster than anyone.
THE NBA: A pat on the . . . uhh . . . back for hiring major-league sports' first female referees.
WARREN MOON: Five touchdown passes in a game less than a month from his 41st birthday. Sometimes the old ones are the best.
MOISES ALOU: A championship isn't enough. The Marlins leftfielder complains that "the Dominican people, God and the entire world know that I was the most valuable player" in the World Series. Apparently there is an "I" in "team."
CHARLES BARKLEY: He throws a man through a barroom window, then pouts and threatens retirement if the NBA punishes him. Promises, promises.
MICHAEL HUSTED: Como esta Husted? Piojoso!