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INSTANT REPLAY // A different look at week's headlines

 
Published Dec. 7, 2003|Updated June 20, 2006

SUNDAY

Rix's passing key to FSU's victory

Florida State quarterback will never have to buy a beer in Tallahassee again. He won't even need a handicap sticker to find a good parking spot at the mall.

MONDAY

Tampa Bay almost sunk

Bucs' playoff scenario requires four consecutive losses by Cowboys and Seahawks or the entire Carolina roster to test positive for THG.

TUESDAY

CART puts off St. Petersburg race

Not to say a comeback is dicey, but tickets for the next Grand Prix of St. Petersburg are to be offered in a package deal with Parrots, Pelicans, ThunderDawgs and Wind Jammers.

WEDNESDAY

Bush welcomes NASCAR's best

President congratulates Winston Cup points champion Matt Kenseth but chides Ryan Newman and crew for finding ways to get such good fuel mileage this season, calling such tactics "bad for the economy."

THURSDAY

Rays, Yanks could open season in Tokyo

While Yankees general manager Brian Cashman goes scouting for the next Hideki Matsui, several Rays go scouting for jobs for next season.

FRIDAY

Bonds testifies in BALCO investigation

Angered by grand jury questioning, the Giants MVP, a sinewy 325-pounds thanks to his "all-natural" offseason workout regimen, turns green and smashes through the courthouse wall.

SATURDAY

Magic loses record 18th straight

Boy, firing Doc Rivers sure has made a difference in Mouseville. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the new clown princes of basketball.

_ BRANT JAMES, JAMAL THALJI, ANTHONY PEREZ