Jason McElwain. The autistic teen's recent performance in a New York high school basketball game - he made six 3-pointers and scored 20 points in four minutes - will be remembered as one of the more remarkable sports achievements of our time.
Olympic skier Bode Miller. This guy is the biggest TV dud since Geraldo Rivera got us all excited about Al Capone's secret vault, then found nothing but a couple of empty Coke bottles.
BY THE NUMBERS
99 cents: Starting bid on eBay for a season schedule poster autographed by Devil Rays broadcasters Todd Kalas, Joe Magrane and Dewayne Staats.
$107-million: Cost of Italy's security plan for the Winter Olympics.
"Bode Miler was disqualified from his last race. He skied out of bounds. At first, the officials didn't see what happened because, like everyone else, they were watching American Idol." - Jay Leno