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Web site of the day

There's already a Why? "Because someone had to start this up,'' the Web site said. Its first reason for saying Lou must go: "Sources confirmed that Larry Rothschild, who has spent the last five years as the Cubs' pitching coach, will return in that same role on Piniella's staff.''

Classless act of the weekend

Lincoln University, a Division III basketball team from Pennsylvania, beat Ohio State-Marion, a non-NCAA school that competes in the Ohio Regional Campus Conference, 201-78 Saturday night. "That's the way we play,'' said Lincoln's Sami Wylie, who had 69 points. "Our coach tells us to go out there and kill opponents with an ax.'' We have a few ideas of what to tell that coach to do with an ax.

Fake headline of the day

Michelle Wie Announces Plans to Compete in LPGA Tournament