I am not yet prepared to declare Shelley Duncan the next coming of Roy Hobbs or, for that matter, even the second coming of Shane Spencer. For as impressive as three homers in his first three major-league games might be, there is, after all, the Tampa Bay Devil Ray pitching staff factor to be considered.
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Shouldn't the Devil Rays secede? They're a great argument for copying the European soccer model of the worst three teams each year in the top pro soccer division being demoted in favor of the best three teams in the second division.