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AD OF THE DAY

As Barry Bonds pushes for No. 755 to tie baseball's all-time home run record, a Colorado sushi restaurant is celebrating the man who set the record - Hank Aaron. Hapa Sushi Grill ran a half-page ad Thursday in the satirical weekly The Onion that read "Congratulations Hank Aaron on 755 home runs." At the bottom of the page, the ad continues: "Organic beef and chicken, no added steroids." Full-page ads are planned for two Boulder, Colo., daily papers starting today.

Joke of the day

Jay Leno during Wednesday night's monologue: "According to Life & Style Weekly, the typical man cries twice a month, or eight times a month if you're a Tampa Bay Devil Rays fan.''

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