Just to make the primary season at little hotter, we get word that Hillary Clinton is going to engage in commentary on the hard-hitting issues: her wardrobe. Us reports its new issue (on stands today) will feature the Dem femme spoofing her style in the Fashion Police.
That means all those pantsuits are going under the microscope. An example Clinton pokes fun at a "tropical-colored, ankle length coat" at a 2000 Feed the Children event with the zinger, "I'm a big believer in recycling- even carpets!" And of her wedding dress she says, "They got the idea for the Seinfeld 'puffy shirt' from me." Oh, ho ho, that Hillary...nevermind the future of the free world is at stake. Maybe she shouldn't have blown off that Vogue photo shoot.
Spice Girls going home
While we know you're heartbroken by the Spice Girls abruptly ending their tour, cutting off all those extended dates that were being thrown around, they've managed to post a YouTube video that clears things up.
In a two-minute clip, Melanie Brown, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm and Victoria Beckham hem and haw and plead and whimper about kids needing to go back to school, and they never meant to go back on the road and blah, blah, blah (see the video at blogs.tampabay.com/juice).
But what's much more interesting is Vicki's assertion to News of the World that she will never sing with the girls again, and only did the reunion in the first place was for her spawn. "The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once," she said.
Pamela Anderson's naughty Valentine
Looking for something to do on Valentine's Day? Why not head to Paris to see more of 40-year-old Pamela Anderson than you probably really want to.
The U.K.'s Sun reports the trash queen has agreed to four striptease performances at Le Crazy Horse cabaret on Feb. 13 and 14.
Apparently, club owner Andree Diessenberg decided to sign her up after seeing her assisting magician Hans Klok at his Las Vegas show in '07 (like she was some undiscovered beauty or something).
"Pamela chose the dates herself. But when I saw her onstage, I said to myself right away, 'I have to put her on stage.What a knockout!' " he said. "Pamela will perform a Brigitte Bardot tribute number entitled 'Harley-Davidson' and will also appear in the finale." There's still some debate over whether Pammie will appear fully nude at the Parisian club.
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