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TOURNAMENT OF THE DAY

The NHL will participate in the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver. But the feeling is that could be the NHL's final participation in the Games. Playing in the Olympics forces the league to shut down for usually 16 days or so, and there's the added risk of injury to key players. Still, as forward Miroslav Satan told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: "It made the Olympic tournament mean much more. It will be a shame if the NHL players aren't a part of it."

He wrote it

Barry Bonds is 44 years old, runs like he is carrying an ottoman on his back, was a legendary steroids user unless you think his trainer was just sprinkling him with pixie dust, has been indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice, could be facing jail time if convicted. Who wouldn't want to make somebody like that the first pick in a free-agent draft?

Mike Lupica, New York Daily News, writing about the players association claiming there was collusion among owners to not sign Bonds

Fake headline of the day

Tony Womo out three to four weeks with bwoken widdle fingey

The Onion

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