Advertisement

Our coronavirus coverage is free for the first 24 hours. Find the latest information at tampabay.com/coronavirus. Please consider subscribing or donating.

  1. Archive

TV: IN WHICH I GET ATTACKED BY A PENGUIN

Spent Saturday at the Florida Aquarium in Tampa, hanging out in front of the Coral Reef Gallery, where four brand-new sand tiger sharks eyed my girth with tasty zeal. Met all manner of oceanic critter (and ate some shrimp, which seemed wrong but delicious). For my final segment, they brought in two penguins: a docile dude named Cliff and a bitter, vindictive gal named Windy. She's the one that got me. It's a miracle I didn't curse on live television. I've dropped f-bombs for far less. WATCH THE CARNAGE!

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

Advertisement
Advertisement