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"I'm not into politics. I'm into survival." ... We know, Arnold. We know.

Published May 18, 2011

So Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't keep Lil' Conan out of trouble and now he has a love child. Congratulations, Maria Shriver. You're the Sandra Bullock of 2011. America will love and protect you forever. My advice: Pursue an acting career, because Hollywood's list of lovable heroes just shrank by exactly one.

In the wake of the news that the former action-movie star fathered a child with a family staffer, gossip hounds will be calling Arnold all sorts of names today. Most of them are unprintable. So rather than engage in such tomfoolery, how about we see how good your memory is when it comes to the names of Arnold's movie characters throughout the years?

I'll give you the '80s character's name and a quote. You name the movie.

BEN RICHARDS: "I'm not into politics. I'm into survival."

MARK KAMINSKY: "You should not drink and bake!"

KALIDOR: "If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered."

JOHN MATRIX: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!"

IVAN DANKO: "The crime is organized; the police is not."

JULIUS BENEDICT: "If you're lying to me, I'll be back!"

Posted by Steve Spears at 10:15:26 am on May 17, 2011