Flashpoint, 8 p.m., CBS Spike has to investigate his former training officer after two prisoners escape from the guy's vehicle while he's transporting them. That's right, another episode about lost innocence. Man, it's hard to be a cop.
Dual Survival, 9 p.m., Discovery Dave and Cody pretend to be two ranchers stranded on the plains in the middle of winter with only a bison hide, an ax head and a glass jar. Dibs on the bison hide.
Camelot, 10 p.m., Starz Morgan hatches a plot to hurt Arthur's relationship with his men. Who knew Morgan was such a witch? Oh, wait.
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SEASON FINALE Chase, 8 p.m., NBC Annie's run has ended, because this show has been canceled. That won't help her bad childhood memories.
Sinbad and the Minotaur, 9 p.m., SyFy At first we thought this was a special episode of the comedian's reality show, but no, it's the swashbuckler fighting something that definitely isn't a Minotaur.
SEASON FINALE Running Wilde, 11 p.m., Fox See: Chase.
Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m., NBC Justin Timberlake hosts and Lady Gaga is the musical guest. Or wait, is that the other way around?
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The 2011 Billboard Music Awards, 8 p.m., ABC Only slightly more interesting than the pointless Grammys, mostly because there's no pretense that this is about the art. Nope, just a straight-up popularity contest.
SEASON FINALE The Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC Now that Donald Trump's presidential run is over, this season can end. Or wait, is that the other way around?
SEASON FINALE Family Guy, 9 p.m., Fox They're still doing the Star Wars satire thing? Boy, this show doesn't care who they offend.
Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost, 9 p.m., CBS Tom Selleck takes a break from playing a police commissioner on Blue Bloods so he can again play a police chief with alcoholism in this seventh Stone TV flick. What range!
SEASON FINALE The Borgias, 10 p.m., Showtime Giovanni admits he's impotent. So we're not the only ones left feeling a little limp by this series.