Comedian Janeane Garofalo found out Saturday she was celebrating a 20th wedding anniversary to a man she barely remembered marrying. We hope she liked the china he was supposed to get her. But no, instead they got divorced. Garofalo said at a New York Comedy Festival reunion for The Ben Stiller Show that she had married Rob Cohen, one of the show's writers back in the '90s and didn't realize it was legally binding until now. "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," Garofalo said Saturday, according to the New York Post. "We got married drunk in Vegas ... We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. (We thought) you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew?"
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Tamera Mowry gives birth
Tia and Tamera star Tamera Mowry-Housely has had a baby boy. The 34-year-old gave birth on Monday in L.A., People reports. They should know, because Tamera has been blogging for them for months. Aden John Tanner Housley was two weeks overdue, and weighed in at 9 pounds, 5 ounces. It's the first child for she and Fox News correspondent hubby Adam Housley. Just think of the TV show possibilities! If only he had a twin brother ...
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Get these girls some clothes
Rihanna has decided to wear a flashy outfit on the cover of the new GQ, which has named the singer their "Obsession of the Year." And by flashy, we mean she's not wearing much of anything, especially not on her lower half. But while most people may want to talk about playing tattoo bingo with the mag's cover, Ri wanted to discuss how she likes her men, and that's dominant: "I have to be in control in every other aspect of my life, so I feel like in a relationship, I wanted to be able to take a step back and have somebody else take the lead." Keira Knightley has also joined the half-naked magazine cover craze, exposing her top half on the cover of Allure and talking about being bare-chested a lot. And no, we're not going to show you the photos.