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TONIGHT

SEASON FINALE

Bones, 8 p.m., Fox: Bad guy Pelant has his sights set on Bones. Well, sure, if you're gonna be the baddest bad guy, you'd better target the title character, right?

SEASON FINALE

The Following, 9 p.m., CBS: Agent Parker finds herself in a pickle. A DEADLY PICKLE.

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TUESDAY

SEASON PREMIERE

The Little Couple, 10 p.m., TLC: Jennifer and Bill adopt a 3-year-old boy from China who - as apparently mandated by TLC programming bylaws - is also a dwarf.

SERIES PREMIERE

Inside Amy Schumer, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central: She's perky and blond, but she's got the mouth of a methed-up lumberjack with kidney stones. You'll love her!

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WEDNESDAY

SERIES PREMIERE

Family Tools, 8:30 p.m., ABC: What happens when a handyman hands the family business to his no-goodnik offspring? And how is it possible that such a show does NOT star Tim Allen?

SEASON FINALE

The Americans, 10 p.m., FX: The first season concludes with an episode titled "The Colonel." Man, how great would it be if this Cold War spy drama actually turned out to be about the hunt for the secret recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken?

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THURSDAY

SEASON FINALE

Wife Swap, 8 p.m., ABC: A pagan woman who practices witchcraft trades places with a tap dancer, in an episode apparently programmed by Mad Libs.

SEASON FINALE

Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC: Andy and April receive some surprising news. And what is it? C'mon, people. It's a season finale. Use your imagination.

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FRIDAY

SEASON FINALE

Happy Endings, 8 p.m., ABC: After getting bumped last week due to Boston manhunt coverage, two back-to-back eps will close out Season 3. Fans should be happy ABC is airing them at all, instead of just reusing the tape to record new episodes of Splash.

SERIES PREMIERE

Maron, 10 p.m., IFC: Lock the gates! Comic Marc Maron turns his life as a podcaster into a Louie-esque sitcom. Does this mean the commercials will be for ProFlowers, Adam & Eve and Stamps.com?

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