SEASON PREMIERE Last Man Standing, 8 p.m., ABC TheTim Allen sitcom opens with back-to-back episodes. Don't say we didn't warn you.
America's Next Top Model, 9 p.m., CW As the series switches nights, the models are faced with an old challenge: Demonstrate whether you can act. Past exceptions notwithstanding (Yaya and Analeigh), the answer is NO.
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SERIES PREMIERE Survivor's Remorse 9 p.m., Starz This comedy produced by LeBron James follows a rookie hoops star (Jessie T. Usher) who wants to give back to his old neighborhood. Well, for starters, don't flee your hometown for Miami.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 8:30 p.m., Fox Kyra Sedgwick guests as a deputy chief and nemesis of Capt. Holt who pops in for an inspection. Time to work your lady-killing charm, Ray.
SERIES PREMIERE Mulaney, 9:30 p.m., Fox The comedian and former SNL writer goes all Seinfeld, fictionalizing his life. The buzz? Less than Seinfeldian.