SIGN UP: BILL ENGVALL
Bill Engvall isn’t just the “Here’s your sign” guy. He isn’t just the guy whose sitcom gave Jennifer Lawrence her big break. The 62-year-old Texan has parlayed his role as the fourth most popular Blue Collar Comic into a surprisingly diverse career, hosting game shows and appearing in dramatic movies and even a few thrillers. (Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, anyone?) He has been a blogger for the Los Angeles Angels and made the finals on Dancing With the Stars. And he’s still performing standup comedy — tons of it, in fact, including his 2016 special Just Sell Him for Parts. Say this for the guy: With the resume he has built up, he should never have a shortage of material. $29 and up. 8 p.m. Friday. Ruth Eckerd Hall, 1111 N McMullen-Booth Road, Clearwater. (727) 791-7400. rutheckerdhall.com.
DO YOU MIND? CARLOS MENCIA
Premiering between Chappelle’s Show and Key and Peele, Carlos Mencia’s Mind of Mencia had its moment in the Comedy Central sketch-a-verse, too. That was before Mencia got caught up in a joke-stealing scandal that busted his drawing power from theaters down to clubs seemingly overnight. But he’s still touring tirelessly, hosting his own comedy podcast (because 2019, duh) and, according to IMDB, still trying to get a Mind of Mencia spinoff, Judge Carlos, off the ground. America loves a comeback story, and maybe Mencia’s got one in mind. $25 and up. 8:30 p.m. Thursday, 8 and 10 p.m. Friday, 7 and 10:30 p.m. Saturday. Side Splitters, 12938 N Dale Mabry Highway, Tampa. (813) 960–1197. sidesplitterscomedy.com.
ROUNDUP: DANCE FEVER
Fancy footwork is happening across Tampa Bay stages this weekend, creating choices for dance aficionados.
The University of Tampa’s Fall Dance Happening brings popular music and more than 60 student dancers to the stage. Free. 8 p.m. Thursday-Friday. Falk Theatre, 428 W Kennedy Blvd. (813) 257-6322.
Daredevil dance troupe Diavolo Dance Theatre returns to the Straz Center with the Architecture in Motion tour. In association with the University of South Florida School of Theatre and Dance, local veterans guided by Diavolo’s artistic team will present their piece during the engagement. $35 and up. 7:30 p.m. Friday. 1010 N MacInnes Place, Tampa. (813) 229-7827. strazcenter.org.
Tampa City Ballet presents If I Cry, a production inspired by Frida Kahlo’s diaries. $15-$30. 7 p.m. Friday, 3 p.m. Saturday. Hillsborough Community College Ybor City Campus Mainstage Theatre, 1411 E 11th Ave., Tampa. (813) 558-0800. tampacityballet.org.
So You Think You Can Dance Live features the top 10 finalists and favorite dancers from Season 16 of the popular television show, as well as two all-stars. $45-$100. 7:30 p.m. Tuesday. Ruth Eckerd Hall, 1111 N McMullen-Booth Road, Clearwater. (727) 791-7400. rutheckerdhall.com.
FUNNY WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE
Maybe you’ve seen Funny Women of a Certain Age, headlined by female comedians over 50 on its two Showtime specials. Now its creator, Carole Montgomery, is bringing the show to the Palladium this weekend, along with Kerri Louise and Leighann Lord. The wisecracking women make lots of jokes about aging because, as they say, “funny never gets old.” $35. 8 p.m. Friday. 253 Fifth Ave. N, St. Petersburg. (727) 822-3590. mypalladium.org.
HOLIDAY ROAST: THE THANKSGIVING PLAY
Jobsite Theater tackles a satire by Native American playwright Larissa Fasthorse. The Thanksgiving Play skewers a group of “woke” teachers’ attempt to throw a pageant that honors the holiday “when families gather to celebrate the warmth of home, the bounty of the harvest and a legacy of genocide and violent colonial expansion,” and Native American Heritage month. $18-$29.50. Opens Friday and runs through Nov. 17. Preview at 8 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. David A. Straz Jr. Center for the Performing Arts, 1010 N MacInnes Place, Tampa. (813) 229-7827. For showtimes, visit jobsitetheater.org.
Get in the Halloween spirit with this performance from Phantasmagoria, a “whimsical macabre” theater troupe that tells dark tales of horror, legends and myth through chorus, dance and storytelling. They’re bringing their 10th anniversary tour, Reckoning, to the Tampa Theatre. Not recommended for kids younger than 8. $26. 7 p.m. Saturday. 711 N Franklin St. (813) 274-8286. tampatheatre.org.
AROUND THE WORLD: FLORIDA ORCHESTRA
This weekend, let the Florida Orchestra be your guide to the world and beyond. Start with a Latin Pops show, featuring guest conductor Matt Catingub and vocalist Christina Souza leading the orchestra through salsa, mambo and bossa nova classics. 8 p.m. Friday at the David A. Straz Jr. Center for the Performing Arts in Tampa, 2 and 8 p.m. Saturday at the Mahaffey Theater in St. Petersburg. $18 and up.
Then at 2 p.m. Sunday, the orchestra will return to the Straz Center with One Giant Leap!, a family-friendly celebration of the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, featuring music from Holst’s The Planets and John Williams’ E.T. score as space footage scrolls across the stage. There’s an instrument petting zoo and other activities beforehand. $8 and up in advance, $10 and up at the door, ages 3 and younger free. The program repeats at 2 p.m. Nov. 3 at the Palladium in St. Petersburg. (727) 892-3337. floridaorchestra.org.