We have no idea who any of the Real Housewives of any city are, except maybe Bethenny Frankel because she looks like a dancing skeleton, but apparently Jill Zarin was fired from The Real Housewives of New York City after last season and wants to be hired back. No can do, Bravo told her. They must not remember who she is, either.
"We wish Jill the best, but there is no consideration of her returning to the series," a spokesperson for the network told People. Oh look, it says she was fired along with Alex McCord and Kelly Bensimon, too. Isn't that fascinating?
So after she apparently asked around and said she'd help out on the new show, she goes and tells the Huffington Post, "I'm flattered that after a year Bravo is still talking about me. I wouldn't return for $1 million." It doesn't really sound like your choice, lady. Someone get NeNe Leakes to smack her around a bit. Oh, yeah, we've seen the Atlanta series a few times.
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