Today's tangential Lindsay Lohan item doesn't really involve her at all, but she did just find out she has an illegitimate half-sister out there somewhere. The lack of surprise on your face is deafening.
Michael Lohan went on Trisha Goddard's TV show to take a paternity test to see if her was the father of a 17-year-old by a woman named Kristi Horn, TMZ said. The results came back and lo and behold, teen Ashley really is his kid. She started shouting "No! No! No!" when Michael tried to hug her on the Thursday episode, so we don't think things are going well. HOw would you feel if you just found out you were a Lohan, anyway?
Now let's do the math: Michael's two youngest children with Dina Lohan are Ali, who was born in 1993, and Cody, who was born in 1996. Ashley came along in 1995, so it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize this is just one more reason why Dina divorced him. She just may not have known it until now.
[Photo: via TMZ video]