There's been a lot of chatter on the gossip beat that perennial nice guy Johnny Depp and his longtime partner, Vanessa Paradis are splitsville. Finally, one of them spoke out and confirmed ... well, that the gossip media is run by a bunch of jackasses, basically.
"You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry," Paradis told radio station Europe 1 on Monday, according to USA Today. "It's been 15 years since I've been getting married every year. In addition I have to answer all these rumors!"
Vanessa was at the Paris premiere of her new movie, Cafe de Flore, notably without Depp or their kids Lily-Rose and Jack, who were probably still in Los Angeles. And why should she be? You take a 12-hour flight to France with a 12-year-old and a 9-year-old, you like it so much.
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