We took a field trip to Tampa’s Galaxy Fireworks and Phantom Fireworks stores to check out the best of this year’s awesomely weird, random and hilarious fireworks names.
Here are our favorites in the categories of:
Worst safety advice.
Fight Fire With Fire
Best way to get attacked by wildlife.
Waking Up the Gators
Scariest way to end a bachelorette party.
Ladies Night Out
Most medically concerning.
Echo In the Ear
Best way to get a reputation with your neighbors.
Bad Reputation
Most likely to incite violence.
Bare Knuckle Fighting
Best for when you need a good cry.
Tears For Fear
Most likely to cause the apocalypse.
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Best way to remind your guests how much you spent on this party.
Money Bags
Randomest cannoli reference.
Mulberry Street Mayhem
Least unexpected celebrity endorsement.
The Ultimate Man Card, featuring one of those guys from “Duck Dynasty”