We took a field trip to Tampa’s Galaxy Fireworks and Phantom Fireworks stores to check out the best of this year’s awesomely weird, random and hilarious fireworks names.
Here are our favorites in the categories of:
Worst safety advice.
Best way to get attacked by wildlife.
Scariest way to end a bachelorette party.
Most medically concerning.
Best way to get a reputation with your neighbors.
Most likely to incite violence.
Best for when you need a good cry.
Most likely to cause the apocalypse.
Best way to remind your guests how much you spent on this party.
Randomest cannoli reference.
Least unexpected celebrity endorsement.
Most literally illustrated metaphor.
Most likely to get you prosecuted.
Best way to bust pyrocumulous clouds.
Evilest, wickedest, mean and nastiest.
Most likely to be compensating for something.
Worst way to calm someone down.