On TV tonight
The Catalina, 8 p.m., CW We keep seeing this show being advertised as if we should know what it's about. We can't tell if it's a reality show or scripted or what, but man, it looks dull.
The Real Housewives of Orange County, 9 p.m., Bravo Alexis' husband crashes a party to fight with Heather's husband. Finally, we get to see the undercard of this never-ending reality show bout.
SERIES PREMIERE Craft Wars, 10 p.m., TLC Tori Spelling hosts a show that somehow militarizes people making quilts or whatever. Just because they're competing doesn't make it a war, TLC.
Franklin & Bash, 10 p.m., TNT Jared and his dad fight over a case involving Peter Weller as a musician. Frankly, the only thing they should be fighting over is whether RoboCop should be remade or not.
— Joshua Gillin firstname.lastname@example.org