On TV tonight
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC We lost all respect for this show when they kept calling St. Petersburg "Tampa" during that last round of auditions. Don't they know both cities are very sensitive about that?
Dallas, 9 p.m., TNT After watching this show for a couple weeks, you should know by now whether you like it. That means you should be able to tell by now it's a pale imitation of the original, and you really should change the channel.
Royal Pains, 9 p.m., USA Any episode featuring Henry Winkler is worth watching. It's better than Dallas, at any rate.
Around the World in 80 Plates, 10 p.m., Bravo The contestants must work with Alvin Leung, a Hong Kong foodie known as the Demon Chef. We didn't know his food was that spicy.
— Joshua Gillin email@example.com