Poor Brian Austin Green. In one fell swoop, the 90210 alum has lost his super-gorgeous wife and his relevance. After 11 years and two kids together, Green, 42, and Megan Fox are calling it quits.
"Megan has separated from Brian," an insider told Us Weekly. "They decided on it six months ago."
Anyone who pays attention to these two likely could have seen this coming.
"Things have been rocky," said one anonymous gossip.
The couple were engaged for three years before Fox called things off in 2009, citing her age (not their age difference, mind you) as the main factor.
"Marriage isn't a realistic goal for someone who is 23," the 29-year-old Transformers star said at the time.
Green wasn't having it, though, so he proposed again in 2010, and the pair jetted off for a Hawaii hitching just 24 days later.
"I've never been more sure of anything in my life," Green said, because of course; he landed Megan Fox. "It was the absolute perfect start to what we hope will be an amazing life together," he added.
Silly hope. Gets you every time.