WASHINGTON — Men's office attire needs to change.
It doesn't need to be more casual, or to be more formal. But it does need to be more flexible. Men typically wear the same business clothes all year round. The average guy in your office probably wears the exact same clothes in August and December — a dress shirt over an undershirt, tucked into full-length slacks. Add a tie or sport coat as needed. Lather, rinse and repeat.
If you're a man, you probably know how stifling and uncomfortable this outfit is. Particularly in the summer, when the mercury tops 90 degrees. And because modern office thermostats are set to accommodate male attire, it means that women — wearing seasonally appropriate clothes like skirts and dresses in the summer — are bringing blankets and Snuggies to work to fight the cold.
Men are sweltering, women are freezing and everybody's miserable. And in the midst of it, men, we're waking up every day putting on the same khaki pants and tucking in the same long-sleeved shirts and dutifully trudging to work in quiet sweaty desperation, waiting for October to come.
But no more. This week, inspired by stories chronicling the madness of the modern office thermostat, I wore shorts to work.
It was glorious.
The hot, swampy, constricting morass of my morning commute was gone, in its place nothing but the transgressive thrill of a warm breeze ruffling my leg hair as I glided down the street. At my desk, I was more comfortable than I've been in ages — no fidgeting with shirts coming untucked or socks falling down. Just airy, breezy well-ventilated bliss.
Now, to be clear, I didn't dress like a schlub by any means. It's not just the shorts — you need the right ensemble to go with them.
I wore a lightweight linen button-down, sleeves rolled up. I wore it over an undershirt because men's dress shirts are sometimes transparent and reveal more than people want to see at the morning staff meeting. Crucially, I wore it untucked — better airflow, and you can get away with this while wearing shorts.
The right shorts are important. I wore some lightweight cotton chinos. Nothing fancy — I'm pretty sure my wife picked these up at Costco. But no board shorts. No running shorts. And absolutely, positively no cargo shorts.
Finally, loafers for my feet. They're the same shoes I normally wear to the office, except for this experiment, I wore them without socks.
This isn't the best way to do Office Shorts. It's probably not even a particularly good one. But I wore it, I was comfortable, and I didn't get fired. One of my editors called it "shorts with dignity." It's a start.
So, see? Even if you're a man, it's possible to put together a summer outfit that's reasonably comfortable and not hideous looking. You probably even have all of the elements of this outfit already!
Now, granted, some workplaces will be more amenable to this type of thing than others. But there's a strong case to be made that dressing appropriately for the season is more professional than blindly adhering to the bland year-round style book.
The typical male office outfit — those long-sleeved shirts tucked into dress pants, or what we know as "business casual" — is by definition incomplete. The idea behind business casual is a noble one — that men's work wear should reflect the less-formal society we live in today. So, we ditched the suit jacket, and eventually, we ditched the tie, too. But then we just stopped, when we should have kept going. Today's business casual should be a step in the evolution of men's office wear — not the endpoint.
This is all the more true when you consider that men's business casual is stiflingly uncomfortable for a significant portion of the year. Proper office attire doesn't just look good, it also needs to be suited to the environment. Which is more off-putting: an uncomfortable sweaty dude in pleated-front khakis, or a cool and comfortable one in shorts?
Of course, you don't have to wear shorts if that's not your thing. Swap out for more formal wear as dictated by the occasion or the impression you want to make. And if you've got a set of summer clothes that work for you and keep you cool, great! But the rest of us, the sweaty unkempt masses, need to take more drastic measures.
There is a certain very vocal contingent of Men on the Internet who maintain that wearing shorts in public at any time of the year is an abomination. Confession: I used to be one of them! But look, it's time to get past all that. We need to get over our squeamishness about our own legs. And we need to realize that "wearing shorts in public" doesn't have to be synonymous with "dressing like a bro from the Shore."
Thermal discomfort is neither stylish nor professional. This is true of the guy sweating bullets in his Brooks Brothers shirt as much as the woman swaddling herself in a Snuggie. It doesn't have to be this way. We can raise the thermostat a few degrees, be more comfortable, and even save a few billion dollars to boot (for real). Everybody wins!
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Want to wear shorts but don't know wear to start? A few tips follow. Disclosure: I have all the style sense of your average 35-year-old dad, because I am your average 35-year-old dad. So, feel free to tailor and amend and discard as needed. Most rules aren't ironclad — but you need to understand the conventions if you want to break them.