The Scrapbook: Strange sights from our surreal new world

Every day, we speak sentences that would have been unthinkable a few months ago. We’ve adapted to the language of social distancing and self-isolation, making room in our lives for apocalyptic alerts and disembodied face masks and toilet paper shortages. This is the surreal: the uneasy, the strange and strangely funny.

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Lola Marion decorated her garden with handcrafted sculptures of the coronavirus, characters in masks and warning signs. “Many parents, grandparents, etc. come to enjoy my outside decorating,” she says.

— Submitted by Lola Marion, Tampa

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Each night, the Browns entertain their Harbour Watch neighbors. [ Diane Brown ]

Diane Brown and her husband, Jeff, set out each night in a different costume to entertain their Harbour Watch neighbors.

— Submitted by Diane Brown, Tarpon Springs

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Linda Edwards-Delgado stopped to take a picture when she saw this. [ Linda Edwards-Delgado ]

“I live on North Clearwater Beach. When I saw this (in mid-March), it made me stop in my tracks.”

— Submitted by Linda Edwards-Delgado, Clearwater

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Rick Pearson holds his newborn grandson. [ Rick Pearson ]

“My grandson was born on April 3rd, and then we were not allowed to visit him at the hospital. We now visit just once a week, wearing masks and gowns to protect him from the virus. Definitely not how I wanted to meet my first grandchild.”

— Submitted by Rick Pearson, Dunedin

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Chelsea Smith in a haunting mask, because this is the state of quarantine we're in. [ Chelsea Smith ]

“Hi, my name’s Chelsea Smith, and during quarantine, I’ve been baking a lot. Once this loaf of bread was ready to eat, I emerged from my room with my plague doctor mask on, like the large bird I have become. Have a nice day.”