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Florida woman steals lobster from Red Lobster tank, tells deputies she was 'blacked out drunk'

LARA CERRI | Times Red Lobster Restaurant at 6151 34th St N, St Petersburg, FL 33714.
Published Nov. 15, 2018

The lobster never saw it coming.

One second it was floating listlessly in a glass tank, vying against endless shrimp, the smell of Cheddar Bay Biscuits hanging hauntingly in the air. Then, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said, an apparently intoxicated St. Petersburg woman snatched the lobster from its crustaceous purgatory and ran.

The lobster was never seen again.

Kimberly Gabel was arrested Saturday on charges of disorderly intoxication and petit theft for causing a disturbance in the Red Lobster at 6151 34th St N . The restaurant had barely been open two hours.

It was just after 1:15 p.m., deputies said, when a manager at the restaurant asked Gabel to leave. The manager said she was disturbing customers and shouted obscenities as she made her way to the door. Before she could leave, though, the 42-year-old woman reached into the oft-familiar entryway lobster tank, grabbed a live lobster and bolted.

Deputies said they caught up with Gabel a "short distance later." They said she smelled of alcohol and slurred her words as she continued cursing, telling deputies she didn't know what she did with the lobster because she was "blacked out drunk" and that she "did not care because she did not do anything wrong."

Deputies described Gabel as a homeless woman. According to Pinellas County Jail records, she has been arrested numerous times for charges ranging from public intoxication to multiple counts of burglary and theft. She is currently awaiting trial in Pinellas County Jail.

Contact Daniel Figueroa IV at dfigueroa@tampabay.com. Follow @danuscripts.

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