TAMPA — Preseason football is here! The Bruce Arians Bucs exhibition era begins tonight in Pittsburgh. It gets real, or as real as exhibition football can get, which is not very.
Not everyone is making this trip. I think Arians is leaving his golf cart in the shed at Bucs headquarters. By the way, the Times will be providing instant analysis of Jameis Winston’s snaps. All four of them. For those of you planning watch parties, well, stop.
I have no idea if we’ll see much of top draft pick Devin White. Bucs starters will barely sweat. They ought to show a continuous video loop preseason football to make suspects confess. They ought to put Bucs preseason football under houses to make the mice run out.
There will be no position battles won or lost tonight. We will not know anything more about Winston’s future here than we do going in. Todd Bowles’ defense and Byron Leftwich’s offense won’t be on full display.
Likewise, Arians’ approach is still under wraps. I say this despite eye witnessing the Bucs’ final pre-Pitt practice Wednesday, where cameras were discouraged from filming from high atop the bleachers, looking down on “install” day, when teams put in their game offense and defense.
Cut to a “fan” with a hidden walkie-talkie connected to Steelers camp:
“Samson, this is Delilah, Winston under center, two-back set.”
It’s preseason. It simply must be endured, showers optional. Maybe we’ll see first-team offense make a touchdown.
“If they play that long,” Arians said with a smile. “I might call a timeout and take them out.”
The real news out of tonight might have happened before the Bucs ever jumped on the plane to Pittsburgh. Nose tackle Vita Vea’s injured knee is of prime concern. It might mean Ndamukong Suh has to start trying a lot earlier, which could be problematic.
Back to tonight. What’s to see?
“Young players,” Arians said. “They’re going to play the majority of the game, 80 percent of it. One or two of them are either going to get exposed or have good exposure.”
I don’t want to totally discount the importance of these games, especially as it pertains to the life and times of Ronald Jones. Preseason still matters. A brief history of preseason tells us that.
275-339 CE Assistant on Noah’s Ark knocks on third camel’s door, says “Coach wants to see you. Bring your humps.”
1861 Lee plays first team whole time at First Bull Run, catches up with him later at Gettysburg. Grant’s squad well rested.
1937 Preseason at Lakehurst, back-up Hindenburg QB: “Morning mast, on three!”
I was just thinking about the great preseasons in Bucs history.
There was 1976, when the first-year expansion Bucs beat Atlanta in Jacksonville for their historic first preseason win. “Ho-hum, another dynasty,” Bucs coach John McKay said. The Bucs then lost 26 consecutive regular-season games.
There was the 4-0 preseason start in 1983. That’s when running back James Owens said “we have to guard against overconfidence.” The Bucs went 2-14 in 1983.
There was the 1995 preseason, when Bucs coach Sam Wyche, leading by 13 in the fourth quarter, tried a fake punt on the Steelers. The Bucs went 7-9, Wyche was fired.
All we know is you have to start somewhere, and Arians and the Bucs do exactly that tonight, against one of his old teams no less. The key will be for every starter to get in and get out in one piece. We’ll follow up when the real games get closer. They’ll be here before the Bucs know it. Or know what hit them.
Why be in a hurry?
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