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Taylor Swift's star-filled 'Bad Blood' video: Let's guess the plot!

"Taylor Swift starring as Catastrophe." Good superhero name. We like to imagine it's pronounced CAT-tastrophe, emphasis on the "cat," with Taylor starring as a kitty-eared hitwoman out for vengeance on the dirty dog who done her wrong. Doesn't look like she's wearing cat ears here, too, which is a shame -- as long as she's taking shots at Katy Perry, couldn't have hurt to lob one Ariana Grande's way, too.
"Taylor Swift starring as Catastrophe." Good superhero name. We like to imagine it's pronounced CAT-tastrophe, emphasis on the "cat," with Taylor starring as a kitty-eared hitwoman out for vengeance on the dirty dog who done her wrong. Doesn't look like she's wearing cat ears here, too, which is a shame -- as long as she's taking shots at Katy Perry, couldn't have hurt to lob one Ariana Grande's way, too.
Published May 12, 2015

If you're one of the nearly 90 million people who have INTIMATE and EXCLUSIVE access to the inner workings of Taylor Swift's mind, body and soul through the magic of Twitter and Instagram, you've been inundated this week with images promoting her forthcoming video to the single Bad Blood, which will debut during the 2015 Billboard Music Awards on May 17 on ABC.

Bad Blood, if you'll recall, is the most controversial track on Swift's blockbuster-tacular album 1989. Reportedly directed at another A-list artist who hired away some of Swift's staff for her own tour (ahemKATYPERRYahem), it includes disses like "Band-Aids don't fix bullet holes; you'll say sorry just for show" and "Now we got problems, and I don't think we can solve them; you made a deep cut, and now we got bad blood."

Teaser images released via T.Swifties' socials suggest an action-packed, Sin City-style spectacular featuring some of her most famous best friends (as well as a few eyebrow-raising surprise stars), suggesting celebrites are already picking sides in the great Taylor v. Katy War of 2015. Most of them, you will notice, are women, which only goes to show what we've been saying for years now: Taylor Swift, not Joss Whedon, should have directed The Avengers.

But what do we know of Bad Blood's plot? Nothing, really, but that won't stop us from guessing, based on the 10 images we've seen so far. Let's flip through them and make a few educated guesses. Click through our image gallery and see what you think.