You ‘selfish louses’ should support President Trump

What a bunch of ungrateful whiners this country has become. And that means you, Buster!Here we have President Donald Trump working, working, working day and night for you, and what thanks does he get? A bunch of freeloaders getting all hissy over stuff like the quality of their lives and expecting the leader of the nation to, you know, lead.Who has time for such drivel? He’s the &^%%$ president of the United States. He has more important things to concern himself with. How about that big, beautiful ballroom?So let me explain this in terms even someone dumber than a sack of hubcaps like you — yeah, you — can understand.You sit there in your crummy little house worrying about $5-a-gallon gas, you selfish louse. You have no idea of the sacrifices the Commander-In-Duh is burdened with.So don’t get so uppity when the leader of the steal world muttered the other day: “We’re fighting wars. We can’t take care of daycare. … It’s not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all those individual things.”And he was absolutely right.If you have a problem paying for daycare, you have nobody to blame but yourself. You had all those perfectly dreadful children who do nothing all day long except drool, soil themselves and cry.And you expect the government to help care for them? And when you look at how Don, Jr., Eric and Ivanka turned out, do you really want their father to have anything to do with raising your rug-rats?We’re fighting wars, people! It’s time for you to show a little appreciation here.And the same goes for all you geezers and poor people.Look, dropping all those bombs on Iran doesn’t come cheap. Our Dear Leader needs at least $2 billion a day in his quest to … to … well who the heck knows. Whatever the reason, even if there isn’t one, aren’t you willing to make a few small sacrifices for the sake of the prevaricator-in-chief?C’mon, you’re old. How much more time do you really have? All that Medicare does is simply delay the inevitable. You don’t need all those pills, tests and appointments. Just think of it. If everyone over the age of 65 had the patriotic duty to die, think of how many more bombs we could drop on Iran with a few left over to lob into Cuba?Let’s not even get started on Medicaid. All that money down the drain to help low-income people get health care. Who gives a rat’s patootie about poor people? They’re poor, constantly moaning and groaning about their plight in life. Whose fault is that? It’s all very irritating. Why can’t they be more like the Beetle Bailey of the West Wing, a man who lifted himself out of grinding, abject wealth to become the first person with 34 felony convictions to move into the White House?That takes grit, determination and a sociopathic commitment to pull off a life lesson we should all stand in awe of.There are some nitpickers who have the audacity to argue that the president is a man lacking any semblance of empathy for the downtrodden. This is sheer balderdash.For example, when asked recently if he felt any compassion for Iranian citizens who might be struggling with a lack of food or water amid all the bombing around them, Trump had a ready response.Sure, it wasn’t nice, but how about that magnificent $400 million ballroom? The columns! The portico! And let’s not overlook the signature feature, which so elegantly captures his presidency louses a massive staircase that leads nowhere! Sheer brilliance!So, let’s not bicker about those nettlesome crybabies, or the creaky old coots, or the (ugh) those Maynard G. Krebs panhandlers! Oh no, not those louses again.Jeffrey Epstein’s best bro has a larger vision. Someday, the 50-story or so Trump Presidential Library will rise like a phoenix of phoniness in the Miami skyline.Okay, sure, it might seem a tad excessive to construct such a large building to only house one book, “The Art of the Schlemiel,” but there will be so much else to see, especially a massive golden statue of the man himself.Or perhaps we might want to think of the ornate gilt-edged narcissism as a tribute to a poor, petulant, old man who engaged in a costly, needless war at the expense of common decency. The Daniel Ruth Show podcast is available on Spotify and Apple.

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